Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “point.” Open a book on your lap, close your eyes, and put your finger on the page. Whatever you land on, whether it be a word, a phrase, or a sentence, write about it. Enjoy!
To see the rules for this weekly challenge and all the entries for Saturday 3 November 2018, visit Linda G Hill.
On my desk … I have no books. Do I really have to get up now? Let’s try the kindle. I have loads of books on my kindle. Oh, the battery is flat. Of course. Ah, got it! There is a pamphlet on my desk to remind me that I need to replace the tyres (tires in the USA) on my little city car. A pamphlet is a book, sort of, right? Right!
I close my eyes and point. I wish I could point a wand Harry Potter style to instantly replace all four tyres on my car. Wouldn’t that be lovely? It would save me a lot of trouble and money. Come on now, concentrate! Open your eyes and see what you got.
I got: Balancing. Okay, let’s see what this is about. Big tyre sale. Prices include fitting and balancing. Special till the end of November. Great! This is great timing. So how much is this going to cost me? #SoCS will have to wait for a while; I need to take care of this straight away.
I look for the company’s web address and hop onto the internet to shop for prices. I must fill in a form to tell them what kind of tyre I want fitted.
First question: Class of car. Mmmm, very small is not on the list. Let’s try Passenger, although squeezing in more than two passengers is a tight fit.
Second question: Brand of tyre. Ha! I know that one.
Third question: Tyre size. The drop down list shows rows of numbers and luckily I know where to find that information. Not too stupid am I? But darn it, now I have to get up anyway to find those numbers on the tyre. Got it. 195/R50/15 82T. What does it mean anyway? Open another browser tab.
195 – Tyre width expressed in millimetres. Okay.
50 – Percentage value indicating the ratio of the tyre sidewall height (the place where the size is marked) to its width. In this case, value “50” means 50 percent of 195 mm, i.e. 97.5 mm. Yes, I think I understand.
R – Radial structure of the tyre. Not too sure what this means.
15 – Installation diameter, which is also the diameter of the rim, measured in inches. In which part of the world is anything still measured in inches, for goodness sake?
82 T – Load index with a value of 82, meaning the load capacity is 475kg. And where will I put this load? Surely not in the boot (trunk in the USA) which is the size of a shoebox and speed index of Class T (which means a maximum speed of 190 km/h). Smirk. Our maximum speed limit is 120 km/h but when the speedcop (traffic officer everywhere else in the world) stops me for speeding, I can show him the markings on my tyre. So there, Officer! Oh, I love google.
Waiting for the computer to compute my request. I’ll make an appointment online for next week and long before the Christmas traffic kicks in I’ll be jiving along on my new tyres and HOLY COW! That amount for ONE tyre? That’s my whole budget; what good is ONE new tyre to me? And with Christmas coming up. What about the balancing of my finances? Please explain THAT to me google!
Back to #SoCS.
I’m sorry. My whole balancing act fell apart. I can think of nothing to say.