IBMC #03 How random can you be?

Ten random thoughts

1. I made quite a few New Year’s resolutions for 2018 so I can have a good selection of the ones that will be discarded before month-end.
2. The Bard did not get it quite right because “to eat or not to eat”, THAT is actually the question.
3. I have a sharing personality and today I’m sharing my monthly annuity with my creditors.
4. What’s the use of writing down my thoughts when I know I will contradict them tomorrow?
5. My dear old school friend turned up on my doorstep and for the life of me, I could not remember her name, which means I had to use the “Dear” and “Darling” workaround for two hours.
6. I will only use a public toilet if I can use my elbow to flush and I don’t wash my hands afterward because there is no way that I will touch that bacteria-ridden tap.
7. One day, when I find all those small items that got lost in my house during my lifetime, I will open a secondhand shop.
8. My potato plant is bearing tomatoes!?
9. Really, is this it?
10. I just made my monthly credit card payment and now I’m off to go shopping, toodaloo.

IBMC #03 Risk for a Random Challenge

I am taking part in the Incredible Blogger Marathon Challenge (IBMC). Prakash Hegade is the event organiser. The IBMC is a series of ten diverse tasks, set to prove the versatility of the participants. Read all my responses to this series here.

{The 3rd challenge in this series] – It’s a challenge to see how random can you be. Write ten sentences where there is no connection to each other. Go as random as you can get. Show the creativity in the paragraph and surprise the reader. The story sure need not make any sense. But must sure give a laugh to the reader.